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2023

12

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

The highlight of staring at tight pants for me always ends up being the vagina.

In this woke, Transgender filled world, the idea of a vagina is almost a foreign concept.

Where women get replaced in sports by dudes dressed like women, like some sort of bizarro Halloween party…..making the actual vagina in tight pants all the more exciting to stare at….

I get lost in the vaginas of strangers in tight pants, realizing their vagina is getting stared at, only to give me a dirty look like I’m the one who slipped into a pair of pants that show off my vagina, when I’m just there enjoying the fruit of their labor….

So here are some tight pants to remind you that tight pants are worth getting BONERS over and that women in tight pants are contributing to the boners of the world and that is an important undertaking!

Posted in:NSFW|Tight Pants

2023

12

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

If the skinny chick with small tits has a nipple, she’s good enough for me.

The fact is that I don’t even need nipples, she’s still good enough for me, because I’m the kind of guy who will hang out outside the breast cancer ward offering my services to worship mastectomy tits, you know to help build the newly cut off tit confidence, because they are still tits to me, even without the nipple.

I’m a titty worshipper because why wouldn’t I be….

So long as there’s no dick, I don’t subscribe to the “built like a midget” or “built like a 12 year old boy”….that shit is propaganda because TINY tits are hot…so FLATTY 2×4…get in my fucking mouth and nurse me like your baby.

Posted in:NSFW|TINY TITS

2023

12

Dec

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

As it turns out, I am probably pretty lucky that I don’t live near a beach because I am such a deep rooted pervert and I always have been, that it would probably pose some sort of problem, not because I’m an aggressor because I am not, I’m a romantic, but because I wouldn’t know what to do with myself, I’d likely glitch out like a virgin nerd cumming himself to the first set of tits he got to see.

It’s like, being a grown man who stares at pics of tits all day doesn’t deflate my interest in the female form and I think it could be an obsession on some level or.another because as long as the bitch ain’t fat, I’m staring…and now with all the thong bikinis, fuck off you girls are the ABS!

Big tits, small tits, fat ass, no ass, flat ass, round ass, toned stomach, soft stomach, I don’t fucking care, if it’s half naked in a bikini, I’m loving it.

It’s kind of pathetic, but we can’t control what we like….so keep me on ice up here in Canada where I belong…why live my dream of being a titty hunting beach rat…

Posted in:NSFW|swimsuit

2023

11

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

Mom, is that you?

What’s for dinner?

Did you finish the laundry?

Can you drive me to the mall?

Mom?

Posted in:Milf|NSFW

2023

11

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I don’t think qualifies as nursing…but who am I to decide what nursing is…

I guess the healthcare heroes realized there’s more clout on the internet, or at least more respect, adoration, and dudes saying “you so pretty Desi, show me the BOBS”….than when they were pretending COVID was real.

The got a taste of that FAME and realized that without that FORTUNE, fame meant nothing….it doesn’t pay for the beach house but maybe selling nudes does.

Medical Workers are seemingly caring people, they want to take care of the sick and nurse them to health, it’s not just a job to them and maybe posting nudes to the internet speaks to that inner need they have.

I am not a medical worker, I don’t know the diagnosis, but these medical workers are pretty racy on the job and in their medical worker uniform, making a fetish out of the whole thing and there’s a lot of them doing it, so there must be more this story….but we don’t need to hear it because we’re more into pictures….

Posted in:NSFW|NURSES

2023

11

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I may not be a spiritual hippie trying to find myself, or thinking that I found myself through some hippie spiritual shit. Whether that’s micro-dosing, or not shaving my armpits, or yoga, or backpacking NAPAL, weaving baskets, selling bracelets on the beach, doing readings or REIKI or whatever else it is they do like licking toads in the desert..

But I do think it’s important to start your week with some intentions, mine is usually “survive” which is probably the wrong kind of manifesting….

I like to troll the friends with “be the change you want to see” because that one makes me laugh, when we live in a pretty doomed society and doomed culture…but I do think if you start the week with positivity, fertility, happiness and a reminder that the best is yet to come, even if that is the impending death that puts you out of your misery…you can see good things happen….

I also like the whole milk filled tits being milk filled tits to celebrate the women or feminity that brought us into this world…THANKS MOM…now let’s collectively sexualize the tits of moms.

Posted in:Lactating|NSFW

2023

10

Dec

Shameless Attention Seeker Sunday of the Day

“It’s Sunday and you are all godless fucks who need that hole in your heart replaced by exhbiltionism since nudity is god’s gift to us all”.

Posted in:NSFW|Public

2023

09

Dec

Show-Off Saturday of the Day

“It’s the weekend so flash your tits or get flashed or get the fuck outside”

Posted in:NSFW|Public

2023

08

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

Friday means girls posing in clothing…posing naked next to them posing in clothing…..and that’s pretty much the foundation of the male mind….so we like it.

Posted in:NSFW|OnOff

2023

08

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

In a world of thongs, I think it is important to give the underdog panty that’s getting shit and bled on and mocked by all who come across them some love, because it’s not about the panty, but rather the ass in said panties that matters…

LOOK.

Posted in:Fullback Panty|NSFW