Baywatch is really reminding you that they are from the 90s by releasing a shitty Calendar to hype up their stupid fucking movie….because the 90s are in and you better fucking cash in…

From Tommy to Calvin Klein to every brand from the 90s re-releasing logos from their brand in the 90s….to Hollywood having no idea, trying to attempt to get the nostalgic 30+ viewer to buy movie tickets – since no one under 30 goes to the movies…

So even 90s shitty TV has a shot to be revived…even though in the 90s people only watched it because there were tits in bathing suits on a Friday or Saturday night – in an era pre internet – when we were forced to jerk off to VHS porn and print magazines…featuring the same girls that were in Baywatch…

Their movie features girls we can google…naked…so why sit through an hour of bad writing…because the Rock is in it? Winning formula…

There is no way anyone is actually emotionally attached to the show, or even nostalgic on the show, but if they exist, you best steer clear from the theater, because it will be filled with the worst humans possible…and that’s a fucking fact…

There is no way this won’t be a flop….it has to be a flop….in the mean time…here’s their calendar cuz they know their market…of losers..

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Here are some recent pics from the set of Baywatch, to document the hard work and genius of the people who are destroying the iconic, high quality original Baywatch…which I guess was as shitty as this looks, only recreating shit, just because it had viewers and pop culture relevance, thinking it’ll fill seats in theatres that are now suffering because they tell shit stories, and because humans are lazy and don’t like leaving the house, especially with all those shooters and terrorists but more importantly, the inability to fucking in public, when you can just invite girls to your couch and eliminate all that confusion all while saving money.

Either way, it’s terribly casted, a horrible idea and I hope it fails as hard as it should, but probably won’t…

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Baywatch is still being filmed in Miami…you know the land of Los Angeles County lifeguard because the ocean is warmer, the beach is nicer, and there is no risk of any of these soft acting idiots, whether it’s the tits from True Detective or the Tits from one issue of Sports Illustrated that Leo DiCaprio made into one of his own, and the only thing that surprises me is that there’s not that much controversial, on set paparazzi pics going on, they should be milking this shit hard – so that people beyond 40 year olds who watched Baywatch care…but then again, if that was the objective, they probably would have only hired VINE STARS for this low grade garbage you know you’re going to watch..

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Other than the pussy that Leonardo DiCaprio violated, in the pose he did it in, because he’s gay, and probably didn’t really violate, but rather was violated and just made relevant, because otherwise she’d just be some bikini model..for some nothing magazine, and instead she’s on Baywatch – Kelly Rohrbach….

The highlight of the behind the scenes on Baywatch set has been this ethnic girl named “Ilfenesh”….who is one some show called “BILLIONS”…becasue Hollywood is giving ethnics a chance…to try to shut up the politically correct people who hate racists..but mainly because the behind the scenes picture of her ass is more interesting than the shit the other girls are posting.

Daddoria was showing her flexbility and tit that seems smaller than on set also…since we like flexibility…

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