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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2026

03

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I really wish that I was AI writing this instead of an actual human.

It would require next to no effort for the AI to generate some sort of FISHNET POST with some clever bullshit AI joke that would be more interesting than my weak human mind joke….even though the AI is already contaminated with the WOKE mind virus….because I have asked the AI to do things and it has consistently rejected me like most women I’ve tried to have sex with….even those with less consciousness than the AI.

ANYWAY….

Being an actual human and not one who has rigged the AI to reference my 50,000 or more blog posts to generate content in my voice, while aggregating fishnet pics from the internet, instead of manually ing and re-ing them….is just another example of my failures as a human…

That being said, humans are flawed, but one thing they got right was inventing FISHNETS….HOSIERY WITH HOLES….TIMELESS and FOREVER…

Posted in:Fishnets

2026

02

Jul

Skinny Olivia Cockburn Promoting Her Movie

The most interesting thing about Olivia Cockburn is that she has a stripper name. She probably calls it a PEN NAME or a NOM DE PLUME or something as pretentious as naming yourself after Oscar Wilde, because she wanted to create an identity that was Wild, but with an E on the end, so it seems literary, CEREBRAL, SMART-Like and old-time British like SHOPPE…

Anyway, the rich kid has been a whore in a bunch of acting roles, so the stripper name works. I her from The OC and HOUSE, but she’s gone onto being a divorcee who now directs movies, while starving herself.

I appreciate the skinny, I think in a world of fat, malnourished becomes porn.

I’m from an era where skinny was very important, so I like old bitches who speak to that because they are so hungry and can’t eat to that.

The new movie stars the most annoying CANADIAN around, dopey sounding Seth Rogan with a laugh that can make you very angry…Olivia Wilde and Penelope Cruz…

It will likely make her money, because the standards in Hollywood are low, so even an average set of tits, albeit deflated tits, can move in and take jobs from actually skilled director artists…

Anyway, the fraud who doesn’t use her own name…is skinny and that’s what this is about RIBCAGE FETISH!

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Posted in:Olivia Cockburn

2026

02

Jul

Monkey Bar Girl of the Day

Spend the day in the park and you probably won’t see some ONLYFANS looking chick trying to make jungle gym content in revealing outfits to try to get jerked off to…or ate least to lure in subscribers.

BUT IT COULD HAPPEN.

You just have to leave your house, cuz these whores are EVERYWHERE.

Posted in:Athlete

2026

02

Jul

Nude Beach for Summer of the Day

We are heading into a Holiday Weekend, at least the Americans are. For the rest of us, it is just summer, but summer theoretically means bitches at the beach, and bitches at the beach mean naked or half naked bitches at the beach.

For as long as I , I’ve been very into nude beaches. Anywhere chicks get naked is the place to fucking be.

I’ve weathered gay nude beaches, where cock is everywhere, just to see the one fag hag’s bush….many times.

So I’m committed to the fucking cause and you should be too.

If you know of a nude beach in your area, it means there are TITS and ASS out at those nude beaches, which means you can jerk off to them from the bushes, hoping to not get caught, or at the very least, flash your boner so they know you like them.

They’ll call you a creep and imply the NUDE beach is a SAFE SPACE to get nude….where you shouldn’t jerk off…but jerking off to the nudes at the nude beach is the fucking point…and I see it as a safe space for you to jerk off to exhibitionist women, until they start yelling at you and call the police on you, pervert, makes things more exciting.

NO ONE will yell at you at for looking at this from the comfort of your own home…

Posted in:Nude Beach

2026

02

Jul

Grocery Store Girl of the Day

If you’ve read this site, which you probably haven’t and definitely aren’t doing right now, making it a pretty weird use of my time, especially since I hate writing and have no real skill at writing, but if I did, I’d make sure to do a Young Adult Fiction series…

Anyway, if you’ve accidentally read the site, the only activity that I do is go to the grocery store.

I have an old fat wife who needs to be fed like the cattle that she is, or at least that she weighs as much as…

It’s the only time I get to see slutty women, all in line at the robot checkout, usually buying for one….and the fitness clothing their wear is absurd. It’s like being in the locker room with them, only it is frowned upon when you jerk off to them, or bend down next to them, pretending to get something off the lower shelf, when really you’re sniffing their asshole.

In the summer, the key is to hang out by the dairy fridges….especially after a flash rainstrom.

The nipples are hard…oftentimes visible because people don’t wear bras no more…

Posted in:Grocery Shopping

2026

02

Jul

Tiny Tit Thursday of the Day

I have been told since the inception of this site that if you’re digging for gold 10 feet from the gold deposit, you will spend your life digging a hole and never striking, you got to pivot to reach greatness, especially financial greatness.

Instead, I have been an under achiever who despite updating bullshit posts all day everyday, which is fucking time consuming for 25 fucking years, not getting compensation, while others doing what I did 25 years ago are literal billionaires….

I’m here digging that hole next to the gold deposit, which is now far further away than it was, maybe an earthquake hit or some shit, because I am outdated and retarded…TOO FAT TO PIVOT…TOO DRUNK TO CARE….what a dumb use of time….

Unlike music and fashion, even movies, there will be no revival with the GEN Z for old school blogs from the early 2000s.

NEVER COOL.

Anyway….I’ve seen social media idiots find their hit, commit to the hit, deliver that hit, do what works.

The foundation on all the ONLYFANS girls getting paid is realizing dudes like their tits more than brands do, so that’s how you get rich.

DO WHAT WORKS…

Since I’ve only received positive from one dude about the TINY TIT post, that’s good enough for me.

There are other TINY TIT fetishists out there.

Ready to protest the plastic surgery tits…

Ready to protest the fat girls at the all you can eat buffet line, or in like at WALMART.

Skinny girls with skinny tits…because TINY TITS ARE TITTIES TOO…

Which I guess is now my angle…

Posted in:TINY TITS

2026

01

Jul

Dakota Johnson Hiding her Nipple of the Day

Dakota Johnson is a third generation Hollywood Whore.

I don’t find anything about her appealing and the fact she was dating the guy from COLDPLAY makes me think she’s probably a gay man.

I know that the industry tries really hard to convince us that she’s hot or that she’s got hot tits, they had her in some Jimmy Kimmel gag where he gawks over her tits like a teenage retard with no self control, in efforts to make it a thing….

The truth is, she’s really not very hot, even with the tits, or that DON JOHNSON money…

They may put her in some masturbation movie like 50 Shades of Grey, but that doesn’t mean she’s worth masturbating to her…

So now they have her out here in a sheer top, using her hair to cover the nips, instead of showing the nips, to give this boring pile of shit something actually appealing about her.

FREE THE NIPS, ever heard of it, retard…

Hid the nip in a cheeky way, go fuck yourself, that tease isn’t making us want it more, it’s just making us hate her more…

Posted in:Dakota Johnson

2026

01

Jul

Lea Michele, Him? of the Day

The first and only time I saw Glee – I thought Lea Michele was a man…you know either born man and on therapy….or post op…I just had a feeling that she came with testicles at one point in her life….and I don’t mean came in the traditional sense…I mean came stock with testicles…not came from testicles rubbing on her dick…

That was before the transgender thing became mainstream social media trends and weirdness, but it wasnt’ a new concept because I saw SLEEPAWAY CAMP in the 80s where you find out the girl of the movie had a dick, which is why she was angry.

At the time, it was the age old product of having a mom who wanted a girl, who got stuck with a boy, raising the boy as a girl because she was crazy….

This was before the internet was brainwashing kids to do it, back when it all fell on the parents…

Now, when it comes to entertainment industry, having a girl makes more money, it was strategic…

Apparently, she isn’t a trannygendered, but in fact just an ugly girl faced girl with a hard faced, who is now 20 years older…

Well, she’s still alive, dick that may not be a dick is hard and in pink lingerie for some weird, possibly gay theatre kid, DRAG QUEEN STORYTIME reason..

Posted in:Lea Michele

2026

01

Jul

Rita Ora’s Got a Hard Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

Old Lady Rita Ora, who is a popstar who pretty much never was, but is still rich as shit, is out on vacation from her busy life of doing whatever the fuck she does, and she’s doing it on a sail boat…

SAIL AWAY BABE…

Lucky for you, her version of a Sailing Raggatta amongst the rich whites is more wearing a variety of bikinis, which aren’t age appropriate since she’s old, but thanks to not having kids and being addicted to the gym, isn’t as bad as it could be.

It’s a bitches on boats moment, where bitches get horny when on boats, so horny they need to wear bikinis to soak up their pussy wetness…

Her tits are still fat, her stomach weirdly ripped, making me question the authenticity of the tits and her nipples hard…because that’s what happens when your tits get sucked by many men on your rise to the top of the food chain after being an Albanian refugee human trafficked in the 90s Balkan wars…

That’s about all that’s going on here…

Posted in:Rita Ora

2026

01

Jul

Cruises Gone Wild of the Day

It’s summer vacation and if you’re looking to find a cross-section of some of the trashiest people around, book a cruise.

You can find some really fucking cheap cruises, we’re taking 400 dollars for a week of all you can eat, so that typically appeals to garbage humans who like to explore….

Not all garbage humans like to sit in their shitty mold ridden homes, some like to hop on their mobility scooters and wait in the buffet line at sea…

Apparently, people are hornier than I them being and seem to get horny while on vacation, like on a cruise, because of the days of laying around doing nothing gets a poon hole moist…

In keeping the vacation excitement alive, they fuck in public places around the cruise, whether it is their balcony on the hot tub, we’re all having a good time….

Swingers seem to try to meet other swingers on cruises, maybe cucks get their wives fucked, I mean when you get 5000 people in a HENTA VIRUS cave, with unlimited booze, THINGS happen..

Here are some CRUISES showing you why you should book a cruise, it’s not just old near deads, its’ also old and READY TO FUCK FUCK..

Posted in:Cruise