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2010

14

Apr

Coco’s Fat Ass and Puppy of the Day

I when there was a debate whether Coco’s ass was real or altered….and after wondering why anyone gives a fuck about Coco, some ex prostitute / stripper who got a full time gig hooking for Ice T, that contributes nothing to the world and is really nothing but dirty, grimey, gutter trash with a dream that involves marrying a rich man and living the good hooker life, like shit was pretty women without the whole designer clothes, cuz you can take a bitch off the brass pole to pay her cellphone bill, but you can’t take the brass pole out of the bitch, not that that makes sense, but what does make sense is that the rest of Coco is pretty fucking chunky, making it safe to say bitch has such a big ass because she’s fat.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Fat|Whore

2010

14

Apr

Miranda Kerr Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a bikini model, so she gets paid to wear bikinis. The whole thing makes no sense to me, because I am happy to see any bitch in a bikini, she doesn’t need to really know how to pose, she just has to be wearing the shit, but I’m not really complaining, because without bikini models, everyday girls wouldn’t put the effort into going to the gym and trying to get that bikini body they see in the magazines and catalogs and everyone would be slobby fat chicks…..

Sure seeing her with the shit untied and jacked up her ass is pretty fucking amazing, but it’s the same old boring shit, I’d rather see her model her bikini spread eagled with the shit hanging out of her gaping cunt, but that’s just me….

Posted in:Ass|Bathing Suit|Miranda Kerr

2010

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian Big Ass and Busted Face of the Day

Kim Kardashian reads the blogs. I know she does because all fame whores do. They want to see what people are talking about and what people are saying about them because their lives are devoted to being noticed and seen. It is how they make their living and how they feed their egos. I also know she does because everyone was happy she finally showed her fat ass in a bikini because we were tired of seeing her fat chick tits and her really weird looking manly face that works nights as a urinal for black dudes….and since then, she’s been padding up and heading out and everyone is so amazed at how this booty exists, but I’m convinced there’s straps and harnesses involved, kinda like a corset can make a thick bitch look like she’s got a waist, whatever Kardashian’s got going on makes her ass look like it isn’t even fucking real….

I’m ready for this bitch to fade away, she is dull and annoys me, I just hope she es on her ass padding to a hotter bitch, kinda like ing off the olympic torch or some shit, cuz despite how much I hate her, I can handle her as long as this ass comes out and makes appearances….but I would prefer it on a new vagina….one less diarrhea in color.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian

2010

05

Apr

Cheryl Burke Plays Street Whore for her Dancing Partner of the Day

Dancing with the Stars is funny, since no actual stars are on the shit, instead it’s just retired celebrities no one really cares about anymore, who were at one point possibly considered stars, but are far from the shit now….since actual stars are busy working or keeping a low profile cuz they hate the attention they get as is….since they are stars and people don’t leave stars the fuck alone….

Ex-sports players are funny, because they are usually dirtbags who were brought out of the gutter and got paid too much money, that they usually spend on stupid shit, like whores…because when they were growing up they were working too hard at going pro to get noticed by chicks because they didn’t have millions a year in their bank before they hit 25…

So maybe Cheryl Burke can’t get through to him in the dance studio cuz the only way he listens is when he plays “street hooker”, or maybe it’s strictly a sexual fetish for him cuz like all people who dance together, they fuck together, or maybe Cheryl Burke is just a whore, who worked as a stripper, back when her dancing class skills only made her qualified for that gig, before America got hooked on Dancing like we were in the 1940s again….

Either way, funny pictures featuring fat ass for a bitch who dances all day…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Cheryl Burke|Street Whore

2010

01

Apr

Kim Kardashian Finally Shows Her Ass in Her White Bikini of the Day

It’s funny that Kim Kardashian likes to keep her cock black and apparently today she likes to keep her bikinis white….while keeping herself a nice shade of shit color….

I was surprised to see she actually took her surong, or whatever the fuck that beach blanket she’s got wrapped around her ass because she knows her ass is in no condition to show off, and I’m really not convinved that ass we’re looking at is actually her ass, but instead a stand-in or stunt double, cuz I know her show can afford to hire some cheesy whore to stand in, since it makes money for some reason I’ll never understand….but I am pretty convinced the end is very near for them…

I am glad people seem to care less about these cunts, and these reality shows, so it’s just a matter of time before it’s over, it is beyond me that people even bother watching these aging brats in action but as long as she’s showing her sloppy body off in a bikini, I’ll keep on watching, not cuz I like it, but because I like anything in a bikini, trainwreck or not…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2010

30

Mar

Ellen Pompeo’s Mom Ass in Spandex of the Day

I never found Ellen Pompeo hot, but in my defense, I’ve never found most of the girls I’ve actually had sex with hot, but I still had sex with them, and I’m just posting pictures of this hag, and not even buying her drinks with a guilty conscious knowing that after I cum, I’ll have to tell her a fake name and give her a fake number so that she doesn’t call me back, not because I’m all that impressive in any way, but that they are just that fucking desperate and ugly….

The nice thing about checking out girls is that that don’t have to look good or be hot, they just have to be wearing tight enough clothes and be willing to show the world their milk filled tits or spandex wearing ass, as she spends her days trying to get her body back to where it was before getting knocked up, as her career depends on it….and I like to think she’s doing an okay job…but like the mom’s I check out on the street leaving Yoga class in tight bike shorts, I have no idea what her body looked like before she got pregnant, I just know her pussy was a hell of a lot less stretched out and damaged, since she wasn’t worth lookin’ at then, and maybe she’s not even worth lookin at now, but I’m posting the pics anyway.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Ellen Pompeo|Leggings

2010

29

Mar

Tila Tequila Grocery Shopping in her Thong of the Day

I had an internal battle over these pictures because I hate Tila Tequila with a ion and I know she’s bottom feeding as hard as she can because MTV made her a star for a couple years and now, she’s done, like expired milk, no one wants anything to do with her, not even the homeless people and morons, cuz they know expired milk, although nutritious, causes serious shitting problems….but I run a site based on bitches being bottom feeding trash, so that she’s come to this is partially worth celebrating…

I saw her on Twitter last night announce she has anal sex, like people are supposed to get excited knowing that shit. I saw her do some stripshow 10,000 people watched. I saw her latch to the death of someone she barely knew, pretending they were engaged, and the whole thing was desperate, annoying, partially insane, and I really hoped it ended up in suicide, but instead it ended in this….

Her calling the paparazzi to watch her grocery shop in a thong. She’s holding on as hard as she can, but I’m glad her fake celebrity that never deserved to be a celebrity, and was just fake myspace friends, that MTV confused for relevance, finally comes crashing down….

She’s pulled every stunt she’s see in the tabloids, from sizing up melons, to reading STAR, to bending over cuz she “accidentally” dropped something, to wearing a see through dress. This is almost amazing….not for her but for everyone else…What it comes down to is that this cunt is almost scary, totally unstable, very pathetic and here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bottom Feeding|Grocery Shopping|Thong|Tila Tequila

2010

29

Mar

Bob Sinclair’s Groupie’s Ass of the Day

Feel the love generation….I used to really hate this guy’s music. I’d be in a bar and the shit would come on and I’d start screaming in pain from the cheesiness of the shit…not to mention all the Ed Hardy’s would jump on their tables and start fist pumping the bottle of Grey Goose 12 of them split to look balling…for the cheesy girls, who are unfortunately hot despite how cheesy they are….leading to all this cheese chanting together like some really shitty choir I wish I didn’t know existed, reminding me I was seriously in the wrong fucking place…so I made my way back to dive bars where people have no idea who this guy is and most of the time don’t have any idea who they are since they’ve been drinking hard the last 3 decades…sure the pussy isn’t as good as the groupie pussy Bob Sinclair is pullin, yes, he has groupies and most are cheesy strippers or look cheesy like strippers, but it’s still pussy and when drunk enough, sometimes that’s enough.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Bob Sinclair|Groupie

2010

23

Mar

Coco’s Got a Retarded Ass of the Day

Coco’s ass is on another level of ass. It’s like shit is it’s own person or some shit, like her syamese twin who didn’t fully develop. It’s got it’s own name, it’s own cellphone, it’s own preference in restaurants and meals and a mind of it’s own that only Coco can communicate with because it’s mouth only spits out shit.

Coco used to be jealous of all the attention she got, but decided to embrace it and make it work for her…like she had been doing with her vagina all these years….cuz she’s that kind of woman….

So I may not understand this shit or find this shit hot…but it’s definitely something worth exploring on a scientific level, like make a fucking Discovery Channel show on the shit, because I want to know the story behind this and I want to know what’s really going on here….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Coco

2010

22

Mar

Athina Onassis is The Richest Ass in Leggings of the Day

Here is 25 year old Athina Onassis who was the only heir to that Greek shipping tycoon billionaire Onassis. She inherited something between 800 million and 2 billion dollars when she was 13, so she’s more than set for life for doing absolutely nothing but being born into the good life….and I guess we should all respect her for not being a try-hard idiot rich kid who craves attention and fame by making sex tapes by collectively masturbating to these pictures of her in leggings to turn her pictures into a common whore, something her good life probably doesn’t promote….cuz all ass deserves to be jerked off to no matter how flat or boring it may be….especially if it is all it takes to make the richest vagina who likes stayin’ classy to slum it up….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Athina Onassis|Leggings|Rich